cords's definitions

Chevelle

- A sweet car
- A sweet Band

I was blaring Chevelle in my Chevelle

by cords April 2, 2005

babyshitter

A babysitter who does a shitty job at watching the baby.

Beth fell asleep on the couch while the baby sat in a dirty diaper and was crying for hours. What a babyshitter.

by cords December 27, 2011

peep

Peeing and pooping at the same time.

Steve thought he only had to take a #2, but when he sat down he realized he needed a wizz as well. So Steve then proceeded to peep.

by Cords April 30, 2007

f.g

abbreviation for fat gut

- emily is such a f.g

by cords April 5, 2005

ashtonism

the religion of ashton kutcher

- Rob wanted to become a punk'd master, so he started reading the ashtonism bible

by cords April 5, 2005