grapist

a rapist who has found a strange fetish that involves gluing grapes to a victim while they are asleep. they are rarely caught by the police because they never can finish gluing before sunrise.

I caught that grapist when he was puting grapes on my nipples.

by common things to know May 16, 2018

putanyassaniuai

when you find Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping playing scrabble in a Hawaiian hotel room.
pronunciation- 'poot-any-ass-oni-wai'

that putanyassaniuai was pretty wierd.

by common things to know May 16, 2018