common burgher's definitions

Jullerbeast

A hideous, primordial creature, driven by base instincts and even baser habits. It resembles a cross between a dugong, a rabid yak and a piece of driftwood. It has the face of an anglerfish, except for the alarming and excessive number of proboscises.

"I think my shrub garden was destroyed by a Jullerbeast last night. Either that or by a jackanapes. Or perhaps they were one and the same?"

by common burgher March 19, 2013