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CMR

Acronym for individual in a Committed Monogamous Relationship. Normally yawn-inducing yuppies who talk about vaccinating their cat and/or mortgage payments. Can be found: Waking up before 11 am on weekend mornings, cheering each other on at 5K Charity Runs, watching "Sex and the City," to relive single days. Feed upon Snapple, organic granola bars and prix fixe meals at expensive restaurants.

I went to Ikea to get a lamp and it was inundated with suburban CMRs.

by committedtomyself February 18, 2009