Definitions by coca cola espuma

Kirk

To wound someone's neck or be wounded in the neck to the point of bleeding, much like Charlie Kirk's bullet wound. The way the wound is inflicted and the otherwise severity of the wound are not relevant, only the location.

"My fucking cat kirked me bad today, I was just trying to kiss him but he wasn't having it."

Kirk by coca cola espuma February 5, 2026

festival of dogs 

A sort of clean version of the word "clusterfuck". This word stems from a Google mistranslation of a Korean phrase, referencing a "clusterfuck of low-quality spaghetti code madness."

"What kind of shit did I just walk into?"
"You should have known such a big party would have turned into a festival of dogs."

festival of dogs by coca cola espuma December 27, 2020