Definitions by cobud
stoopcan
The most extreme form of canuck. A waffling canadian who hangs around internet chatrooms and forums, and particularly on IRC. The stoopcan believes he/she knows everything there is to know anout anything. Particularly annoying is how they think they are experts at United States govt. and foreign policy.
saltpeter
a magical formula that they put in your food in prison and possibly in the military also to curb your ability to pop a boner.