Definitions by closet johnson

closet johnson 

A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men

"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"

closet johnson by closet johnson January 18, 2009

pooter slap 

a striking slap to the pooter with the hand or a blunt object.

i pooter slapped that bitch for taking my parking spot.

pooter slap by closet johnson January 18, 2009