cliff96's definitions

piss and moan

to whine, complain or bitch about something in an annoying and aggravating manner

I hate hanging out with Bob anymore cuz all he does is piss and moan about losing his leg in that car accident.

by Cliff96 June 27, 2005

car accident

adj. phrase that describes something so horrible yet unusual that you continue to look even though you don't really want to see. Like a car accident it is human nature to gawk even though we may not like seeing the results

Did you see the car accident top that fat lady was wearing? I swear it showed 12 inches of cleavage. I couldn't stop staring.

by Cliff96 August 28, 2005

on a tear

a string of behaviour that is compulsive and devient. the bahaviour is typically of an "adult" nature such as drinking, screwing, swearing.

Jill was so pissed about the flat tire that she went off on a tear. Every other word was fuck.

Brad has been on a tear of calling in sick recently. He hasn't worked a Friday in over a month.

by Cliff96 April 26, 2006

skin to win

1. used to descibe a wet t-shirt, best bikini or similar contest in which one or more contestants have started to remove said wet t-shirt or bikini. Since these are often judged by the audience, other contestants are forced to show more skin to have a chance at winning
2. contest in which showing breasts or more is required to win

The crowd went wild when that crazy chick took off her top. All the other contestants started doing the same since they knew it was now skin to win.

by Cliff96 July 27, 2005

airplane liquor

Small bottles of liquor that are sold as samples. The same tiny bottles of liquor are used on airplanes to make mixed drinks.
The small bottles are desirable for being sneaky (i.e. hide them in your pockets, purse...)

We wanted to get our drunk started at the movie theatre so we brought some airplane liquor to spike our drinks.

by cliff96 April 21, 2006

on the tit

phrase used to describe a baby that still breastfeeds.

Jonah will probably be on the tit until he turns one year old.

by Cliff96 June 26, 2006

P&C

property and casualty
A type of insurance that covers any property (i.e. car, house) in the event of loss or damage.

I just got my p&c insurance license. Now I can sell car insurance and home owner's insurance. Yipee!

by Cliff96 August 3, 2005