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Jeff
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A skeeza and a pleasa. Has
the biggest
schlong
, dinga dong, kinga kong (if ya
know what I mean
).
I was
minding my business
as usual when
all of a sudden
I was slapped
in the face
by the salami of a Jeff. A nice surprise ;)
Jeff
by
clever bastard
August 24, 2011
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