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Achilles

he was this really pretty dude with long golden shiny hair, killer cheek-bones, long eyelashes and could totally slay a dress. he was such a twink that you wouldn't be able to make him out in a group of girls. and he had this cool boyfriend called patroclus who was killed by hector.

A: hey didn't Achilles kill Hector and drag his body around the gates of Troy?

B: you can't blame him. I'd be pretty mad as well if 10 years of heterosexual nonsense killed my boyfriend.

by ciggarhoe January 15, 2022