Acronym for それ何てエロゲ (Sore Nante Ero-Ge), which means something like ‘What kind of eroge is this?’
Used to depict unrealistic situations that are often seen in the so called ‘eroges’—Japanese genre of erotic videogames, ‘Ero Game’—where the most trivial thing could lead to sexual intercourse.
Since it’s not that common in the West, we may as well explain the local counterpart. See how the plot in modern pornography starts with the protagonist’s daily life which then is interrupted by his lewd desires over his stepmother, he doesn’t take the leap to ask but, lucky for him! After the cupid of love’s arrangements they end copulating after discussing how the president could at least soothe a little the heated polarization between ideologies.
Used to depict unrealistic situations that are often seen in the so called ‘eroges’—Japanese genre of erotic videogames, ‘Ero Game’—where the most trivial thing could lead to sexual intercourse.
Since it’s not that common in the West, we may as well explain the local counterpart. See how the plot in modern pornography starts with the protagonist’s daily life which then is interrupted by his lewd desires over his stepmother, he doesn’t take the leap to ask but, lucky for him! After the cupid of love’s arrangements they end copulating after discussing how the president could at least soothe a little the heated polarization between ideologies.
I end up very tired after school, as usual, it’s pretty darn tiring. I should get home already, today we’re ordering pizza.
“Hey. Where are our parents?”
“Sup. They went to buy the ingredients”
“We weren’t going to order pizza?”
“Yeah, we were. I told Mom that we could strengthen our family bonds by having a fun time making pizza together!”
“I pass”
“Why? It’s going to be fun! Don’t you want to spend time with your stepsister!?”
“I’m too tired for that”
“You’re lying!”
“Just call me whenever you guys finish making your pizzas”
“No! It’s a family matter, no member should be excluded”
I’m seriously tired, do I really have to be part of this nonsense? Like, if it was for our relationship, isn’t enough ordering pizza and talk about something while we eat?
“I’ll go take a nap”
“Wait! Let’s wake you up then!”
“But I refuse”
I start going upstairs.
While I was about to enter my room I caught a glimpse of my stepsister falling the stairs. Jeez...
“Are you okay?”
“Noo! My glasses fell off, I can’t see anything!”
As her hands were looking for the glasses, they both ended up grabbing my pants.
She was still on the floor, and to get some support to get up, she pulled my pants down. She then managed to stand but, unable to see anything, bump into me and we both fell to the floor.
With my pants down, and her crotch on top of mine, I couldn’t think about anything but my primal desires. Our parents aren’t home too... Wait. SNEG?! What kind of stale porno plot is this?!
“Hey. Where are our parents?”
“Sup. They went to buy the ingredients”
“We weren’t going to order pizza?”
“Yeah, we were. I told Mom that we could strengthen our family bonds by having a fun time making pizza together!”
“I pass”
“Why? It’s going to be fun! Don’t you want to spend time with your stepsister!?”
“I’m too tired for that”
“You’re lying!”
“Just call me whenever you guys finish making your pizzas”
“No! It’s a family matter, no member should be excluded”
I’m seriously tired, do I really have to be part of this nonsense? Like, if it was for our relationship, isn’t enough ordering pizza and talk about something while we eat?
“I’ll go take a nap”
“Wait! Let’s wake you up then!”
“But I refuse”
I start going upstairs.
While I was about to enter my room I caught a glimpse of my stepsister falling the stairs. Jeez...
“Are you okay?”
“Noo! My glasses fell off, I can’t see anything!”
As her hands were looking for the glasses, they both ended up grabbing my pants.
She was still on the floor, and to get some support to get up, she pulled my pants down. She then managed to stand but, unable to see anything, bump into me and we both fell to the floor.
With my pants down, and her crotch on top of mine, I couldn’t think about anything but my primal desires. Our parents aren’t home too... Wait. SNEG?! What kind of stale porno plot is this?!
by church of cats March 06, 2021