up shit creek

To be in a bad situation which is either slowly or rapidly getting worse with no evident way out. Should you be armed with a paddle, you still, typically, have a slow long recovery

see shitty

As soon as the principal saw the smirnoff bottle in my hand, I knew that I was "up shit creek"

by chris unger April 22, 2004

Up Periscope

1) naval term to raise the optics on a submarine
2) bath or shower game for typically one very lonly man

"raise the periscope and arm the cannon"

by chris unger April 23, 2004