2 definitions by chris unger

Up Periscope

1) naval term to raise the optics on a submarine
2) bath or shower game for typically one very lonly man

"raise the periscope and arm the cannon"

by chris unger April 23, 2004

up shit creek

To be in a bad situation which is either slowly or rapidly getting worse with no evident way out. Should you be armed with a paddle, you still, typically, have a slow long recovery

see shitty

As soon as the principal saw the smirnoff bottle in my hand, I knew that I was "up shit creek"

by chris unger April 22, 2004