Speep

A speep, more commonly known as the "male queef," refers to the expulsion of a small amount of air from the urethra, exiting the meatus or "penis hole".
The term is derived from the distinct, yet faint sound made when one "speeps".

"Stop acting like a little speep."

also may be used as adjective:

"eddie is looking especially speepy today, don't you agree?"

by chris speepmaster September 30, 2008