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A nametag massage is what happens when someone has a nametag clipped near there privates and they sit down. It rubbed against the genitals causing excitement.
Renise: God i'm so tired. I'm going to sit down. AHHHH!
Gail: What happened?!
Renise: Oh, it was just a nametag massage
by chris doberstein July 22, 2008
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A manifestation of three hideous animals. These animals combined form a beast so vile, heartless, and cruel that it will destroy the world.
Earl: OMG we're all gonna die. Pig Lizard Dragon is on a rampage.
Annie: We have to save the children. THE CHILDREN!
Edna: Yeah Yeah shut ur yap.
by chris doberstein July 22, 2008
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