chris 's definitions

1337 R4nK1n65

these are the rankings of how 1337 a person is and how wel they can speak/interpret 1337

Martin: how much of a haxxor or fuxxor are you? Im a 1337 Haxxor G33k
Chris: wow, your 1337 R4nK1n65 is 10

by chris June 19, 2006

hamarm

Word used to descride a fat womens arm;
Derived from the visual likeness of a fat ladies arm to a christmas leg of ham (especially the hanging bit under the arm)!

look at her hamarms;
her arms look like a christmas ham;
i love hamarms;

by Chris February 16, 2005

OBW

an obnoxious black woman

OBW: "why you all be lookin at me!?"

you and your friends: "god damn OBWs"...

by chris January 25, 2005

frying

To trip hard, usually on LSD (acid)

I had to eat the acid when the cop pulled me over! I was frying so hard in the police station the walls were melting!

by Chris May 28, 2003

overhand eagle

Jerking off using an overhand motion so as to make it seem like a stranger is doing the deed.

Dude, do the Overhand Eagle. Its like getting a hand job from a stranger.

by Chris February 25, 2005

bud

Great shit to smoke!!!

puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, pass!

by Chris July 28, 2003

scally

Fucking 'solid'? My Fucking Arse. Most of you daren't fight one-on-one, unless there's about 5 or 10, maybe more, scallies on your side. 'Moshers' as you call them.. listen to PROPER music, go out to PROPER places, and have a PROPER attitude towards life. You scallies dont. You listen to SHIT music, go to SHIT places and have a fucking SHIT attitude towards everyone apart from your fellow 'crew'. Get a grip people, and stop being scallies! By the way, i havent seen or heard of any 'moshers' turning into scallies.. perhaps your a bit WRONG!!!!!!

eya dickhead we'l straight knock u out cos ur a mosher (with 5 mates).

ere dont look at me i'll knock u out (whilst on their own.. walking away whilst saying it)

by Chris January 18, 2004