Definitions by chode bone

tubby two lanes 

A tubby person, particularly one tubby enough to occupy two lanes.

Hey tubby two lanes, move your fat ass over so I can get by.

tubby two lanes by chode bone April 1, 2007

fecal matter excretion unit

A very intellectual word for an asshole fecal matter obviously being shit, with the excretion unit being the asshole.

I just squeezed a big log out of my fecal matter excretion unit.

fecal matter excretion unit by Chode bone November 15, 2006

legless dog 

A legless dog is a term for a piece of shit, because it looks like a miniture brown dog without legs.

Where's your bathroom? I gotta send the legless dog out to sea.

legless dog by Chode bone November 10, 2006

hang it up 

1. To kill one's self, usually a prison term, to hang yourself with a sheet. Also a good way to wind up naked, in a paper johnny, in the infirmary, only say to screws who know you're kidding.

"Hey C.O., if you don't give me an extra corn bread I'm gonna hang it up!!!"

hang it up by Chode bone November 7, 2006