2 definitions by chiquitabanana
One who offers tasty yet mass-produced flirtation devoid of any real nutritional value. Consuming McFlirty in small doses can produce a sugar-like high, but over time leaves one with a stomachache and/or heartburn.
Friend: So what's going on with you and Donald?
Me: Who, McFlirty? Nothing. He'll make a pass at anything that walks.
Me: Who, McFlirty? Nothing. He'll make a pass at anything that walks.
by chiquitabanana July 28, 2008
Friend 1: "You're still talking to him? I thought you cut him off weeks ago."
Friend 2: "Yeah, I let that chat weasel back into my IM."
Friend 2: "Yeah, I let that chat weasel back into my IM."
by chiquitabanana January 12, 2008