lazy ass man

one who fails to accomplish intended tasks.
I went fishing but I didn't even get my line in the water cause I got drunk. Damn, I'm a lazy ass man.
by chikenliver catkiller August 25, 2006
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Chevy small-cock

The engine in an overly large, loud, lifed truck. Typically driven by those who need to make up for defiency in their netherregions
"When the hunter started his truck, I could here that he had a chevy small-cock, his wife must be proud."
by chikenliver catkiller August 25, 2006
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