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kryptonite dick 

A dick with powerful powers of attraction however if you let alone see it not to mention touch or take a ride in it you will be cursed forever more. Hetero male equivalent kryptonite pussy

That guy flirting with you making you thirsty he’s married... with kids... a mortgage... two Sphinx cats... and a designer campervan.’ Kryptonite dick homewrecker dick
That girl sending you thirst traps that your friends baby mama or ex she got that kyrptonite pussy.

kryptonite dick by chiaroscuro girl April 5, 2019

commando date 

When a guy tricks a girl into going on a date with him. Lies are obviously involved to get the girl there usually a group outing then when the girl shows up it's just one guy alone.

I went to the farwell John told me about he was the only one there it was a commando date.

commando date by chiaroscuro girl April 8, 2010