average

1. adj. to describe anything that while it functions to its minimal specification, it still sucks

2. adj. bad

3. n. one who is not good
1. Man, my new computer is average.
2. That was a pretty average performance by my local sports team.
3. You are an average.
by Chewy January 02, 2005
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miata

B.L. Zebop said that the miata is "Arguably the best handling car on the road today". That's incorrect. It's a well known fact that the Porsche 944 has always been known to have the best handling. Get your facts straight.
by Chewy October 22, 2004
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DWH

I was driving down the street, minding my own business, when a cop pulled me over for DWH.
by Chewy January 13, 2005
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Chewy

a word to describe how sexy a person is
i'm feeling chewy today
by Chewy March 01, 2005
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life

I get up at five in the morning. I fight traffic. I bust my hump all day, I fight traffic again. Then I pay my taxes - The End.
I have a tough life...
by Chewy October 23, 2004
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