Definitions by cheek tap man

pootie clap 

A queef.

bro sharon pootie claps way to much its gross.

pootie clap by cheek tap man June 15, 2017

meat slobber 

someone who is good at sobbing a dick or sucking one, or a whore.

joe: give me head you meat slobber.
Amanda: ok.

Steve: bro i just got nudes from a hot girl.
Bart: its nothing special she's a meat slobber.

meat slobber by cheek tap man June 15, 2017

dirty monk 

a greaser who just can't stop being a retard.

that dude looks like a total dirty monk.

Allan: bro stop being such a dirty monk, you got crusties all over you, and you got jizz on ur pants.
Dave: i just came here to walk.
Dave:

dirty monk by cheek tap man June 15, 2017