swedish toastie

the act of inserting ones penis into a toaster to gain sexual pleasure.
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)
"i just love a swedish toastie me"
by chav fucker February 02, 2017
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Basking Shark

yelling shark they yell very loud
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fannybobber

when a persons labia is so long it floats underwater
"shes got a right fannybobber"
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