clueful

adj. 1) opposite of clueless.
2) used sarcastically, a question that answers itself
3) one who makes such a statement
4) anyone who is so clueless as to be unaware of their own deficiency of Vitamin Clue.
2) "How many points do you need to get to win at 21?"
4) dalnet.
by charlie root March 25, 2003
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piss up a rope

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1) a futile act
2) a not-so-subtle way of asking someone to go away and not come back for a while.
by charlie root June 09, 2003
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