charles heston's definitions

cake boy

A soft male who is suspected of beign gay.

Carl is a real bitch but shannon is such a cake boy the way he switches around campus

by charles heston October 25, 2004

hair bumps

Small bumps on the skin, resulting from shaving too closely or from dirt gettign into the skin

Look at the back of Shannons head it is riddled with hair bumps. You could play connect the dots back there.

by charles heston October 25, 2004

Muff Diver

Someone who likes to lick clits and vaginas

Alex is such amuff diver, he cant seem to keep his face out of the bearded clam.

by charles heston October 25, 2004

anal digger

A man who like to play in the anuses of other men.

That Carl is a real anal digger, did you see the way those alphas tag teamed him and dug in his anus.

by charles heston October 25, 2004

chode

a penis wide than it is long

Alex has a chode. He is so self concious about it that he refuses to change his clothes in front of girls since it looks like a portabella mushroom.

by charles heston October 25, 2004