Definitions by charles heston

hair bumps 

Small bumps on the skin, resulting from shaving too closely or from dirt gettign into the skin

Look at the back of Shannons head it is riddled with hair bumps. You could play connect the dots back there.

hair bumps by charles heston October 25, 2004

chode 

a penis wide than it is long

Alex has a chode. He is so self concious about it that he refuses to change his clothes in front of girls since it looks like a portabella mushroom.

chode by charles heston October 25, 2004

anal digger 

A man who like to play in the anuses of other men.

That Carl is a real anal digger, did you see the way those alphas tag teamed him and dug in his anus.

anal digger by charles heston October 25, 2004

cake boy 

A soft male who is suspected of beign gay.

Carl is a real bitch but shannon is such a cake boy the way he switches around campus

cake boy by charles heston October 25, 2004

Muff Diver 

Someone who likes to lick clits and vaginas

Alex is such amuff diver, he cant seem to keep his face out of the bearded clam.

Muff Diver by charles heston October 25, 2004