Kaeya

certified mommy milkers haver, with a thigh gap perfect for squeezing your face in. has a questionable (implied sexual) relationship with his emotionally constipated bro. cavalry captain of a city with no horses, but lots of white knights to ride!
Huffman: That's so... Kaeya.
Diluc: Fuck him.
by chaelattae May 22, 2021
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Diluc

a master, a tycoon, a defender of justice, and the richest daddy of mondstadt. he is every teenage girl's dream. handsome, filthy rich, emotionally constipated due to trauma.

classic tsundere, too. ugly ass vase on his winery is proof enough.
Kaeya: Come on, now. Don't pull a Diluc on me.
Aether: Hmph. Knights of Favonius, always so ineffecient. 🙄😤
by chaelattae May 22, 2021
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