Definitions by chad warden be ballin

riataso

a huge slap to the face by a veiny man cock. AKA RIATASO

like getting hit with a sledge hammer(a huge penis aka riata)

hey you better calm down or i'm going to give you a riataso.

riataso by chad warden be ballin April 18, 2009

Funduchis 

a mexican term for a god awful smell from a mixture of fundio (smelly ass hole)- and coochie.

Jesus Christ that Jehovah witness guy smells like "funduchis"

Funduchis by chad warden be ballin April 18, 2009