Definitions by chad valiant
extreme frodoing
The process entailed in the usual act of a frodo, but done at extremely high velocity. In a monster truck. Which is on fire. And travelling on ice. Wearing an extremely flamable gold lam'e dress. With both hands tied behind your back. With your scrotum. And not having a valid drivers license.
Guy 1: That guy just shot some mooze in my hair!
Guy 2: But look what he was wearing. And driving. Without a valid drivers license I might add. Dude, you've just been extreme frodo'd.
Guy 1: I'm flattered (and validated).
Guy 2: But look what he was wearing. And driving. Without a valid drivers license I might add. Dude, you've just been extreme frodo'd.
Guy 1: I'm flattered (and validated).
extreme frodoing by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004
Doing The Gloria
Seventies slang for The act of self-gratication using toothpicks.
see also Estefaning
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
see also Estefaning
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
Doing The Gloria by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004
Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
The hottest Goth Rock band ever. From Fairfield
Invented seminal goth stuff. Like The Cure. And Black Nail Polish.
Invented seminal goth stuff. Like The Cure. And Black Nail Polish.
1) I was at Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines last night - I bet I get some hot goth-lesbian action!
2) I'm going to Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines tonight. Can I borrow your black nail polish and Good Charlotte T-shirt?
2) I'm going to Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines tonight. Can I borrow your black nail polish and Good Charlotte T-shirt?
Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004
Oriental Estefaning
the act of self-gratification using chop-sticks.
see also estefaning
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
see also estefaning
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
1) Lucy Liu is best known for her Oriental Estefaning skills.
2) Lucy Liu only scored the Charlies Angels roles because she was oriental estefaning in front of the director. While he was eating lunch.
2) Lucy Liu only scored the Charlies Angels roles because she was oriental estefaning in front of the director. While he was eating lunch.
Oriental Estefaning by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004
Fairfield
best known for its bi-annual extreme frodoing contest. Music supplied by Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
Prizes include slightly soiled toothpicks, half a gold lam'e dress and a monster truck poster
Prizes include slightly soiled toothpicks, half a gold lam'e dress and a monster truck poster
Fairfield by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004