cecil's definitions

Bardsloid

Expense Fraud.

That guy done a bardsloid by putting 3 lapdances on his expenses and fiddling the receipts.

by Cecil January 16, 2004

paine special

(verb): the act of tounge wrestling an incapacitated female prior to her releasing her previously digested substances orally. Once digested food has escaped the digestive track, the male continues to make out with the female before she has brushed her teeth.

Damn! Did you see Will give Callie the paine special. That was gross.

by cecil March 18, 2005