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Beer Cough

A Beer Cough is where in the process of using the “Flashy Method” to down a pint of beer, during step 3, when using the inhale to accelerate the beer into your mouth, you accidentally breathe in beer and it triggers a period of not being able to breathe as you are technically drowning yourself with beer internally

“Oi Pedo, I think this fresher gimp has a beer cough look at him” — fresher : *drowning in beer*

Beer Cough by cat is amazingly lubed February 23, 2026

lubecat 

a lubecat is when you Get your kitten to apply a lubricant to a long metal pole on you're porch

your lubecat did an amazing job today

lubecat by cat is amazingly lubed February 14, 2018