slapping the salami

yanking your chicken, choking the chicken. masturbating.. for a man.. yankin the wanker

He slaps the salami before a big date..

by carol April 04, 2004

stoynker

a slapper

" . . . .she's only an' old stoynker" !

by Carol September 24, 2003

pig

a fat pink dog

oh my, that pig is attacking my shoe!

by carol November 25, 2003

bleached brunette

A brunette that is bleached.

Bleached Brunettes are not Blonde.

by carol December 22, 2004