captain slappy's definitions

Ring Around the Rosy

Getting ganged raped by the tellitubbies

Man I just got a ring around the rosy, I just shit a pinwheel.

by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

Donald Duck Navy

Another term for the United States Coast Guard.

The Donald Duck Navy picked up 25 more Cubans floating on a 55 chevy in the Gulf of Mexico.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Piss Nuts

A term for someone who's dick is so small they piss on thier nuts.

That Guy's junk is so small he's piss nuts.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Keel Hauled

A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.

The Ships Bosan's Mate is going to be keel hauled by the Captain for stealin rum.

by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

Dirty Jewish Pirate

When you are recieving head, pull out and squirt her in the eye. Then kick her in the shin. When she's hobbling around with one eye, you steal her purse and run.

I banged a highclass callgirl and made money in the deal, I gave her a Dirty Jewish Pirate.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Silky Massage

To finger a females vagina

I gave Jennifer the silky massage last night in the movie theater,

by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

Blow Boat

Another term for a sailboat

The blow boat is stranded due to no wind today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008