28 definitions by captain slappy

Sticky Teddybear

When your banging a 14 year old and you wipe your dick on her teddybear when you finish.

Like....OMG. when he left all I had was a sticky teddybear.

by captain slappy July 11, 2008

velvet sausage wallet

A vagina.

Man that chick had some good velvet sausage wallet.

by captain slappy July 11, 2008

Trolling

Taking LSD and exctasy together.

Man we wnet trolling and the club last night and blew the fuck up!!!

by captain slappy July 11, 2008

Dirty Jewish Pirate

When you are recieving head, pull out and squirt her in the eye. Then kick her in the shin. When she's hobbling around with one eye, you steal her purse and run.

I banged a highclass callgirl and made money in the deal, I gave her a Dirty Jewish Pirate.

by captain slappy July 11, 2008

Filthy Fisherman

When your getting ready to have sex with a woman and she makes fun of your small penis. So you slip her a ruffie and when she passes out, you stuff cans of Chicken by the Sea Tuna fish up her ass. Then you dig through her purse and use her lipstick to write Charlie on her forehead.

That chick I picked up at the bar last night dissed me so I ran a filthy fisherman on her.

by captain slappy July 11, 2008

Tugboat Trash

The crew of a tugboat as thought by management.

Just look at those tugboat trash milking the clock.

by captain slappy July 11, 2008

Toofis

Ghetto slang for teeth or tooth.

Man I gots mines new gold toofis today.

by captain slappy July 11, 2008