captain slappy's definitions

Dirty Jewish Pirate

When you are recieving head, pull out and squirt her in the eye. Then kick her in the shin. When she's hobbling around with one eye, you steal her purse and run.

I banged a highclass callgirl and made money in the deal, I gave her a Dirty Jewish Pirate.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Donald Duck Navy

Another term for the United States Coast Guard.

The Donald Duck Navy picked up 25 more Cubans floating on a 55 chevy in the Gulf of Mexico.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Silky Massage

To finger a females vagina

I gave Jennifer the silky massage last night in the movie theater,

by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

Blow Boat

Another term for a sailboat

The blow boat is stranded due to no wind today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger

A French Gay Jewish Nigger. Slang for the bottom of the barrel racial slur magnet.

That fucktard, you know, the Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger just stole my Slim Jim.

by Captain Slappy March 2, 2009

Keel Hauled

A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.

The Ships Bosan's Mate is going to be keel hauled by the Captain for stealin rum.

by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

Filthy Fisherman

When your getting ready to have sex with a woman and she makes fun of your small penis. So you slip her a ruffie and when she passes out, you stuff cans of Chicken by the Sea Tuna fish up her ass. Then you dig through her purse and use her lipstick to write Charlie on her forehead.

That chick I picked up at the bar last night dissed me so I ran a filthy fisherman on her.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008