2 definitions by captain badass

Caleb

A stupid fuckwit with a tiny dick and likes to touch himself during class

Wow look at that kid touching himself, he must be a Caleb.

by captain badass October 27, 2014

burfing

literally means Boat Surfing. The use of a boat to surf waves. Jet skis can also be used. This a very dangerous sport that requires skill and good equipment and should only be undertaken by professional badasses like Ron and Conrad in Conrad's 17ft boston whaler while listening to Megadeth.

the swell was pumping so ron and i went burfing out side of the surfers and put the fear of good into those pussy bitches

by captain badass February 16, 2006