cappy retardino's definitions

skæfflis

A not yet curable STD, that combine all previous known STDs into one bad motherfucker.

I hooked up with Angel-Marie two weeks ago, and now I'm afraid I've contracted skæfflis.

by cappy retardino February 13, 2017

diagonalo man

A non straigh super human, dressed in the colors of the rainbow. Would gladly take a shot of tobacco induced semen in exchange for $168.000.00.

Is that a plane? Is that a bird? no, I think that's diagonalo man.

by cappy retardino November 25, 2016