cap'n awesome's definitions

aweful

Full of awe, or could inspire enough awe to fill. Dispite sounding like awful, it means quite the opposite.

Guy: I just made a submission to urbandictionary.com!
Guy2:Dude, that's aweful!

by Cap'n Awesome April 26, 2005

intelltextual

Somebody trying way too hard to be smart via SMS. Types out the entire word, or uses too many words to express a simple thought.

Texter 1: sup man how r u
Texter 2: I'm doing very well! How are you, my friend?

Texter 1: do u guys like paramore
Texter 2: While I have to admit that I find them almost infectiously catchy, any thoughtful examination reveals vapid, trite lyrics and simple arrangements.
Texter 3: not rly

Texter 1: boy i sure love the novels texter 2 sends me
Texter 3: hes so intelltextual lol

by Cap'n Awesome March 28, 2009

pope of Chilitown

The authority on chili, flavor, or spice.

Look at me, I'm Homer Simpson, I think I'm the Pope of Chilitown.

by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005

hause

How a dumb person spells hoss.

I wrote "I'm a hause" on my T-shirt because I'm lightly retarded.

by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005

five-up

To spend an entire night together and not miss a single high-five.

Comes from the idea that people spending time together will have fun and give each other high fives. Since the geek culture boom in the 80's, it's become much easier for a high-five to miss. If one avoids this tragic accident of pop culture, one has been said to be "five-up."

There was a minute there when I thought Brad was going to miss my hand, but he made it, so we were five-up.

by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005

break

In pool, to hit the cue ball first, and break the triangle of balls. Usually determines whether a person is playing stripes or solids.

Also means to give change for a large bill.

1. Brad's gonna lose anyway, so you might as well let him break.

2. Kathy: I need your $3.50
Cj: Can you break a ten?

by Cap'n Awesome April 15, 2006

gwigger

A white woman who acts like a black man.

Yes they exist.

...then this little white ho starts scratchin' her ass! I'm all like "Damn, gwigger!"

by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005