cap'n awesome's definitions
Somebody trying way too hard to be smart via SMS. Types out the entire word, or uses too many words to express a simple thought.
Texter 1: sup man how r u
Texter 2: I'm doing very well! How are you, my friend?
Texter 1: do u guys like paramore
Texter 2: While I have to admit that I find them almost infectiously catchy, any thoughtful examination reveals vapid, trite lyrics and simple arrangements.
Texter 3: not rly
Texter 1: boy i sure love the novels texter 2 sends me
Texter 3: hes so intelltextual lol
Texter 2: I'm doing very well! How are you, my friend?
Texter 1: do u guys like paramore
Texter 2: While I have to admit that I find them almost infectiously catchy, any thoughtful examination reveals vapid, trite lyrics and simple arrangements.
Texter 3: not rly
Texter 1: boy i sure love the novels texter 2 sends me
Texter 3: hes so intelltextual lol
by Cap'n Awesome March 28, 2009
Get the intelltextualmug. by Cap'n Awesome April 29, 2005
Get the floatinmug. Full of awe, or could inspire enough awe to fill. Dispite sounding like awful, it means quite the opposite.
by Cap'n Awesome April 26, 2005
Get the awefulmug. "Stacked" a the past tense verb, as in "He has stacked."
It means to crash, specifically on a skateboard.
It means to crash, specifically on a skateboard.
by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005
Get the stackedmug. by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005
Get the gwiggermug. An "award" given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.
Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.
While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.
While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
by Cap'n Awesome May 18, 2005
Get the Darwin Awardsmug. 1) (n) A silky-smooth combination of sugar, milk, eggs, and flour baked at 375 for thirty minutes. Covered in frosting and given to beautiful people.
2) (n) A prize; something valuable won by a group.
3. (v) To own.
4. (adj) Weak.
5. (n) Stuff. Used in conjunction with the word "my." "stuff" and "cake" are interchangable.
6. (N) A band. Indie kids like them.
7. (v) to leave, only appropriate as a command and followed by the word "off."
2) (n) A prize; something valuable won by a group.
3. (v) To own.
4. (adj) Weak.
5. (n) Stuff. Used in conjunction with the word "my." "stuff" and "cake" are interchangable.
6. (N) A band. Indie kids like them.
7. (v) to leave, only appropriate as a command and followed by the word "off."
1. My mommy made me a cake :)
2. Oh man, don't even think you're keeping that cake, not the whole hundred bucks. I think about twenty to each of us sounds about fair.
3. ...so he was drivin' past me and I was like, nah, fool, I'ma cake yo ass!
4. Dude, you sleep with her T-shirt? You are such a little pansy! Oh snap, how whipped. That's seriously cake, dude.
5. Stop rummaging through my cake, jerk! Do I need to lock up everything I own?
6. I was gonna go see Cake at Buzzfest, but they were playing with LostProphets. I decided it'd be more fun to eat my own soul.
7. Son, you best cake off. Betta walk right out that door.
2. Oh man, don't even think you're keeping that cake, not the whole hundred bucks. I think about twenty to each of us sounds about fair.
3. ...so he was drivin' past me and I was like, nah, fool, I'ma cake yo ass!
4. Dude, you sleep with her T-shirt? You are such a little pansy! Oh snap, how whipped. That's seriously cake, dude.
5. Stop rummaging through my cake, jerk! Do I need to lock up everything I own?
6. I was gonna go see Cake at Buzzfest, but they were playing with LostProphets. I decided it'd be more fun to eat my own soul.
7. Son, you best cake off. Betta walk right out that door.
by Cap'n Awesome May 15, 2005
Get the cakemug.