can of worms's definitions

bowling ball cut

A rip of skin off your thumb by using a faulty bowling ball. Usually painful.

I got a bowling ball cut yesterday and it's still painful today.

by Can of Worms January 19, 2008

apple

A computer army force that will try to throw a coup against the evil forces of Microsoft. Known for their hatred of the Blue Screen of Death. Led by ultranationalist Steve Jobs

Apple will overthrow Microsoft eventually

by Can of Worms January 19, 2008

porcupineapple

Unholy crossbreed of porcupine and pineapple. Grows on trees, has 5 inch spines, is able to roll up in a ball, and is a good source of both vitamin C and protien. Grows up to 1 foot long. Not to be confused with porcupotamus.

I have a pet porcupineapple

by Can of Worms November 7, 2006

Coprophagia

Shit eater. One who eats shit

Why would someone eat their shit? Coprophagia is funny as hell.

by Can of Worms November 16, 2006

TV-Y

An icon that pops on the screen when ever Barney, Sesame Street, Tellitubbies, Blues Clues, Dora the Explorer, or any other kiddie show that comes on that tells the T.V. "Why did you have to put the show on?! Why?!"

TV-Y means TV-Why?!

by Can of Worms November 7, 2006

nobody

The guy who found the WMD's, found a perfect solution for global warming, disproved Einstien's theroies, killed the dinosaurs, and proved alien life within 6 million miles from us.

Nobody set us up the bomb

by Can of Worms November 5, 2006

garble

The thing you say if you dont know the answer to.

Billy garbled on what he thought was the answer to 2+2 yesterday

by Can of Worms November 12, 2006