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Alyssa

Body shape is bean pole. Nicest person you will ever meet, you can tell her anything. If you know her, you are blessed and cursed at the same time. She will make you fall on ur face in the snow and blame u? idk how that works man. gives the best advice abt boys even tho she’s single af.
Boy #1 Is Alyssa single?
Boy #2 Yep but don’t date her.

Boy #1 Why?
Boy #2 she rude. and ain’t got not booty.
by calebs mom, conner’s gf November 15, 2022
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Caleb

thinks he has the biggest booty, but it’s literally microscopic. Awkward around literally everyone, especially his gf. Has a twin but doesn’t know.
Girl #1 Who’s that guy with tiny booty talking crap?
Girl #2 That’s def Caleb.
by calebs mom, conner’s gf November 15, 2022
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