Definitions by cacaboy

pimp shit 

what the hell is wrong with everybody!? its the hot dog shaped dark brown mushy stuff that comes out of a poorly dressed in everything from pink plaid to light green silks man's butthole. it also makes a distinct splashing sound when it hits the water in, preferably, a toilet. (sometimes in a ho's mouth as punishment for not scorin enough money throughout the night in the ghetto)

pimp: "yo bietch! you got my monay!?"

ho: "i'm sorry rufio! i'll have more than 12 cents after i get a boob job, a facelift, and liposuction."

pimp: "that ain't an excuse bietch! now getcha flobblin ass over heya and take this load of pimp shit!"

pimp shit by cacaboy June 23, 2003

alaska

great place for digging oil

oil digger1: "hey wanna be rich?"

oil digger2: "sure, how?"

oil digger1: "lets go to alaska and steal all their oil"

oil digger2: "sounds like a plan!"

alaska by cacaboy June 20, 2003

the one 

that annoying asshole from the matrix

anyone: "you're the one!"

keanu: "what?"

anyone: "youre the one!"

keanu: "what? why am i here?"

anyone: "cause you're the one!"

keanu: "you havent answered my question"

anyone: "i just did you fucking dipshit!"

keanu: "what?"

anyone: "goddamit you're lucky you're the one cause theirs about ten billion people that want to punch your dumbass in the face"

the one by cacaboy June 20, 2003