2 definitions by c-wizz apostle

The Lancastrian Danger Scale

It can be employed as an audio cue to determine the level of threat which Lancastrians are experiencing.

The scale is 1 to 5, 5 being of the most perilous of situations.

1: What is that?

2: T'ah fuck is that?

3: Fuck That!

4: Fuck!!

5: Fuck this shit i'm out...

C'mon now t'ah fuck is that smell of piss in me room?
2 on the Lancastrian Danger scale - moderate to low risk.

by c-wizz apostle October 13, 2016

Wizz Block

Whilst you're trying to get nasty, especially when losing your virginity, your mates burst into the room simultaneously cock blocking and giving you instant blue balls. They then post the resulting scene on facebook.

Brah, did you smash dat peng sket?
Nah me was wizz blocked and fraped.

by c-wizz apostle October 13, 2016