Shamplebazzer

The exact tip of a hot chix erect nipple.
"Damn, in that tight shirt I can see her Shamplebazzers!"
by butterballs October 08, 2005
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eats the rag

either an insult, or just a funny thing to say to or about someone else.
"that fuckin' loser eats the rag!"
by butterballs May 20, 2006
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The scale which defines women on a scale. However, its almost always used incorrectly. The common use is to rate her with 1 number, 1-10. Therefore a 6 is nearly a 7, a 9 is nearly a 10, etc. In reality, she ia supposed to be grades twice, of not more! The PROPER scale grades her once from the neck up, and again from the neck down, then mutiply the 2 numbers...so actual reading is from 1 to 100!! And women with 2 9s is much further above 2 8s! You can get an ever better yet more complicate scale using 3 ratings.
I was with a couple 40s on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale last night! Unfortunately, both were 10s for bodies...so you pretty much wanna put bags on their heads! Awsome. But ughh!
by butterballs September 24, 2016
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Memphis Fan

To give a pants down swaying ass-wave...while farting as loudly as possible...directly into a womans face!
"That bitch was on her knees scrubbing the floor, so I backed up, said 'hey honey', and gave her a Memphis Fan!"
by butterballs April 06, 2008
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Manpoopshake

by butterballs October 08, 2005
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