Concisionism

The ideology which advocates concise thought, analysis, speech, writing, and consumption.
Concisionism advocates articulating one's feelings, and thinking, analyzing, speaking, and/or writing concisely. Its adherents believe concision is so powerful that by applying it—especially at work—a nation's Gross Domestic Product will rise because workers and other professionals will communicate faster and more effectively, thereby boosting production. Another benefit of articulating things concisely is that trimming the fat from communication leaves people more time to live and that improves the quality of life and increases the amount of pleasure people can enjoy.

The members of think tanks wonder if communicating concisely would make consumers realize that they can live concisely and consume concisely, not needing to purchase unnecessary (really unneeded) products or services; be husky, plump, or obese; and stop over-consuming and also consume less.
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body smile

A physical gesture or gestures which communicate happiness and appreciation to another person individual or animal. Usually, the person making a body smile also smiles with their lips and face.
A security guard at the residential complex where I live for two-years was always so sweet to me that on several occasions I gave her fruit and even a watermelon cutting knife. After that she treats me even more sweetly. Her behavior made me realize that one reason I like her so much is because when she greets me she positions her limbs in ways that show me she likes me. I call her body's messages body smiles. The singular is body smile.
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fashionize

To make a person, place, thing, action or activity fashionable.
"Who 'fashionized' body piercing," the researcher asked. "Body piercing was fashionized by different groups, organizations, and individuals," the sociologist responded, "however, I suspect that the masochists were the first to promote it to make it easier to identify the more daring members of society."
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fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevent by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.
The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.
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temporary insanity sex urge

The insane or insane-like urge to fuck.
I remember feeling such a strong urge and need to fuck my woman that looking back on it I realize I was in a condition which could be correctly described as temporary insanity. In that condition nothing else mattered as much as fucking her. I call that condition "temporary insanity sex urge."
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sell-phone

A cell phone or mobile device which advertisers uninvitedly use to sell things to cell phone users by sending them text messages but also popping ads on the interface, especially when users are surfing the Web.
Some advertisers uninvitedly turn my cell phone into a sell-phone, an S, E, L, L phone.
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differentiate

A different way to say "think," based on the fact that differentiating is a key function of thinking.
Is the ability to differentiate—to tell things apart, to distinguish between things, to determine which thing is better, which thing is more important—the essence of intelligence and also of thought? the researcher asked himself. His cousin, a stand-up comedian, word inventor, and word artist quipped, "might dif-FOR-en-ti-ate' mean the ability to differentiate what a thing is used 'for.' And could "differentiate" surreally mean, something along the lines of she ate differently, different she ate?
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