Definitions by bulbamander222

TPNS 

Total Particle Neutralization Speed. Driving a car at speeds so high, that normal physical boundaries cannot be sustained, and your car, and everything in it, cease to exist. For many young men, it is a noble goal to attain TPNS.

Me and my buddies weren't satisfied simply by speeding on the Pennsylvania roads. We were determined to keep driving until we reached TPNS!

TPNS by bulbamander222 July 9, 2018

unijerk 

a circle jerk that has only one member

No one was interested in joining my circle jerk, so I just had a unijerk.

unijerk by bulbamander222 August 18, 2012