bryan gilbreath's definitions

badvocate

A 'badvocate' is a person who always proposes or supports doing bad things.

Good Guy: Hey gang, after we finish helping out these fine senior citizens, let's all go down to the malt shop and have some ice cream. My treat!

Badvocate: Orrrrrrr....we could light a box of kittens on fire!

Good Guy: You're pretty creepy always playing the 'badvocate'.

by Bryan Gilbreath June 10, 2011

stupor market

A phrase that refers to a liquor store, or an area of town known as a good place to score drugs.

Man, I just finished my bottle of Wild Turkey. Better get down to the Stupor Market before it closes.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 30, 2008

Birkenstocker

A creepy hippy that stalks people.

A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 17, 2010

refraining order

A refraining order is when someone tells you not to say something to someone other than yourself.

Suzy: You better not comment on my sister's fat ass again. You're under a temporary 'refraining order' until we leave her house.
Jimmy: Yes dear.

by Bryan Gilbreath April 16, 2009

broadigy

An exceptionally gifted or talented woman.

T: Wow, that chick can simultaneously sing, juggle with one hand and perform complex mathematical equations with the other hand. She must be some kind of prodigy!
B: Nah man, she's not a prodigy, she's a 'broadigy'!

by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009

fatronize

To treat an overweight person in a rude or condescending manner.

A: Ohhhh, I just love the fabric and the color of that new dress! It really does wonders hiding all sorts of things!

B: Don’t ‘fatronize’ me!

by Bryan Gilbreath February 23, 2011

fagnify

A hyperexamination of someone elses behavior or utterance that usually results in wrongly establishing a determination of their sexual preference.

A: Wow, that guy sure seems like he's a little too interested in musicals.

B: Sheesh dude, a fella wears women's undergarments to work a few times and you gotta go and 'fagnify' the situation. Why don't you lighten up already?

by Bryan Gilbreath October 1, 2009