bryan gilbreath's definitions

refraining order

A refraining order is when someone tells you not to say something to someone other than yourself.

Suzy: You better not comment on my sister's fat ass again. You're under a temporary 'refraining order' until we leave her house.
Jimmy: Yes dear.

by Bryan Gilbreath April 16, 2009

nymphomation

Contact information such as a name, phone number, email address etc. typically scrawled on a match book cover or a napkin. This information is generally obtained from a girl (hopefully a nymphomaniac) that you met at a bar the night before.

A: Did you get that chick's number that was grinding on you last night?
B: Indeed I did. She provided me with all the necessary 'nymphomation'.

by Bryan Gilbreath January 27, 2009

science friction

The difference of opinion between scientific schools of thought.

A: Well, I'm glad we all finally agree that the beginning of everything hinges soley on the 'Big Bang' theory.
B: Hold on there, Poindexter! I think we have found ourselves in a position of 'science friction'. You see, I subscribe the the time's arrow school of thought.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 23, 2010

force of hobbit

'Force of Hobbit' is similar to 'force of habit' which is when someone instinctively does something without thinking about it. In the case of 'Force of Hobbit' a geek or nerd or dork instinctively relates real world experiences to things like 'The Hobbit','Battlestar Galactica','Star Wars','Star Trek' or any 'reality' show that they wasted life force watching.

Me: Good Morning Dale.

Dale: Actually, it's not morning on the third moon of Vulcan.

Me: You just can't help being an idiot can you? I guess it's just force of hobbit.

by Bryan Gilbreath January 18, 2008

nagnify

When someone takes a small issue and nags about it as if it's a larger issue than it really is.

A: Why don't you bury those bodies deeper so it doesn't stink up our crawlspace so much!?

B: Sheesh, have you ever tried digging under a house before? How about you shutting your yap and not 'nagnify' the situation!

by Bryan Gilbreath October 1, 2009

slaprehensive

Hesitation one may experience before slapping someone such as a loved one or employer.

A: Dude! That was so cool when you backhanded the boss! Too bad you lost your job.

B: Thanks! At first I was a bit 'slaprehensive'. But then I remembered what an ass he is. It was totally worth it!

by Bryan Gilbreath September 23, 2009

broadigy

An exceptionally gifted or talented woman.

T: Wow, that chick can simultaneously sing, juggle with one hand and perform complex mathematical equations with the other hand. She must be some kind of prodigy!
B: Nah man, she's not a prodigy, she's a 'broadigy'!

by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009