bryan gilbreath's definitions

eturdity

The time that you spend waitingin line for your turn in the bathroom.

Ohhhhh gawd, I really gotta use the bathroom. What is taking her so long in there? I've been out here for, like, an 'eturdity'!

by Bryan Gilbreath June 24, 2009

faced of time

Similar in spirit to 'waste of time','faced of time' refers to the time that one wastes electronically 'socializing' rather than socializing in person.

A: Hey, wanna walk over to the bar and grab a beer? I hear there's a good band playing.

B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....

A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!

by Bryan Gilbreath March 2, 2010

poovenir

The splattered or streaked 'reminders' one leaves behind after flushing the toilet.

Me: "Hey sweetheart, I gotta run but, I left you a 'poovenir' of my Mexican lunch in the restroom. You can thank me later."
Sweetheart: Aaaahhhh....you say the sweetest things!

by Bryan Gilbreath August 27, 2009

sighsmike activity

Rumblings caused by the heavy sighs that eminate from a supervisor's (name should be Mike) area during his stressing out over employee productivity.

A: Sheesh, there seems to be a lot of "sighsmike activity" today.
B: Yeah, I know, I think the Ted-tonic plates shifted a little bit earlier. Be on the lookout for a Sue-nami!

by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009

saudi quattro

Another name for a Hummer or Range Rover or similar, high dollar SUV that may, or may not, be suitable for harsh dessert terrain.

a: Dude, did you see that behemoth SUV that twit drove to the party last night? What the hell was that, a Hummer?
b: No dude, that was a Saudi Quattro!

by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009

mikegrain headache

The headach one gets from working with someone named Mike.

A: Dude, you look like you're in agony. What's up?
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.

by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009

stresstival

The air of severe stress and panic that encompasses a group when a project is due.

Wow, everyone here is freaking out cuz this project is due tomorrow. It's a real 'stresstival around here.

by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009