bryan gilbreath's definitions

gosh pit

Evangelical behavior, when Jebus zaps them with the power of dance.

Pastor has everyone blabbering in tongues. Quick, let's jump into the gosh pit!

by Bryan Gilbreath December 2, 2022

stresstival

The air of severe stress and panic that encompasses a group when a project is due.

Wow, everyone here is freaking out cuz this project is due tomorrow. It's a real 'stresstival around here.

by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009

nymphomation

Contact information such as a name, phone number, email address etc. typically scrawled on a match book cover or a napkin. This information is generally obtained from a girl (hopefully a nymphomaniac) that you met at a bar the night before.

A: Did you get that chick's number that was grinding on you last night?
B: Indeed I did. She provided me with all the necessary 'nymphomation'.

by Bryan Gilbreath January 27, 2009

science friction

The difference of opinion between scientific schools of thought.

A: Well, I'm glad we all finally agree that the beginning of everything hinges soley on the 'Big Bang' theory.
B: Hold on there, Poindexter! I think we have found ourselves in a position of 'science friction'. You see, I subscribe the the time's arrow school of thought.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 23, 2010

bulltimatum

An ultimatum that is disregarded because everyone knows that it will never be enforced.

Husband: That's it, I've had it! If that kitchen is not clean within the next half hour I'll never have sex with you again!

Wife: Uh-huh, right.... You can't make it a week. Sounds like you just issued a 'bulltimatum'.

by Bryan Gilbreath May 9, 2011

undividual

A person who believes that they are being unique by doing the same thing that everyone else is doing.The irony is that EVERYONE else is doing the same mindless crap, so they are definitely NOT unique. Those people are called undividuals.

Look at Jimmy over there getting a 'tribal' arm band tattoo, putting a Harley Davidson sticker on his Escalade running chrome spinnin 24's while wearing his West Coast Chopper T-shirt, side turned baseball cap, baggy pants and ape hanging his arm out the window, gangsta style, while he's driving. Boy, he sure looks like one bad ass customer! No dude, check out the guy across the street on his Honda Davidson, he's exactly the same! They sure are undividuals!

by Bryan Gilbreath October 1, 2007

stall tactics

A practice in which sexual favors are exchanged between two (maybe more) consenting people within the confines of a bathroom stall.

Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig indulges in 'stall tactics' by placing his head under a toilet partition and into the adjacent toilet stall and asking that stall attendee (preferably a smooth young lad)if he would like a nice sack wash. He usually follows up with the statement, "I'm not gay!"

by Bryan Gilbreath September 6, 2007