Definitions by booyah kid

Corn Fritter

When you are eating you're girlfriend's ass and she farts on your tongue.

"man you're breath stinks!" yeah I know, Mellissa gave me a Corn Fritter.

When a girl shaves her pubic hair but doesnt get it smooth enough.

"hey jimmy, what's the matter with your face? It's all scratched and looks like a crime scene!" Mellissa's got cactapus.

cactapus by booyah kid January 7, 2006