cactapus

When a girl shaves her pubic hair but doesnt get it smooth enough.
"hey jimmy, what's the matter with your face? It's all scratched and looks like a crime scene!" Mellissa's got cactapus.
by booyah kid January 07, 2006
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Corn Fritter

When you are eating you're girlfriend's ass and she farts on your tongue.
"man you're breath stinks!" yeah I know, Mellissa gave me a Corn Fritter.
by booyah kid January 17, 2006
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