Definitions by bomman950

TPSD 

Fear of running out of toilet paper during a gaseous episode on the king's throne.

Honey, bring me in some fucking toilet paper, NOW! I'm getting TPSD!

TPSD by bomman950 January 30, 2023

Conniespeak 

A mish-mash of unintelligible words including various curses that are more audible than the rest of the rambling diatribe. Also known as Connielingus.

Conniespeak: Are you woosh I'm like...shit what ?

Conniespeak by bomman950 January 19, 2023

ManBearPizza 

A pizza that's half cheese, half pepperoni, and half vegan.

ManBearPizza must be eaten raw and leave no carbon footprint.

ManBearPizza by bomman950 December 21, 2022

Pissy Scent 

White rapper whose name is based on 50 Cent. Lays down some sick whiffs (riffs) when he can't have a cigarette.

Here comes Pissy Scent to lay down some sick whiffs.

Pissy Scent by bomman950 December 21, 2022

Connie Moment

When you are sitting quietly and suddenly utter in a gravely voice: "Sheeeit."

"You're out of Pepsi and we're not going shopping today"
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*Connie Moment* "Sheeeit."

Connie Moment by bomman950 December 6, 2022