TPSD

Fear of running out of toilet paper during a gaseous episode on the king's throne.

Honey, bring me in some fucking toilet paper, NOW! I'm getting TPSD!

by bomman950 January 30, 2023

Trailer Park Jabba

When you graduate from a mud hut to the last trailer on the left in Shady Acres. Sitting in a lawn chair with your butt hanging lower than the chair, and no one can understand what the fuck you're saying...like Dom DeLuise on a bender.

Don't mind him, that's just the Trailer Park Jabba trying to scratch a spot he can't reach.

by bomman950 June 14, 2023

Connie Moment

When you are sitting quietly and suddenly utter in a gravely voice: "Sheeeit."

"You're out of Pepsi and we're not going shopping today"
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...
*Connie Moment* "Sheeeit."

by bomman950 December 06, 2022

BTM

When you bring the moisture to the crawlspace.

"Hey Baby, I BTM. No, no...I mean I sweat a lot."

by bomman950 June 29, 2023

Inclusterfucktivity

When you work in a mental health facility. If you know, you know.

These lunatics won't leave me the fuck alone. This day is filled with inclusterfucktivity.

by bomman950 June 08, 2023