roman senator

The roman senator is a synonomous with male pattern baldness. So named because the remaining hair resembles the garland sometimes worn by roman senators. There is no skullet; the bald spot on top is totally formed and prominent, and it is surrounded by a corona, or crown, of hair that has not yet fallen out. There is no widow's peak in front either, it has completely succumbed to baldness. Most closely related to the cul-de-sac.

George Costanza, of the TV show Seinfeld, is sporting a roman senator.

by boltonoutlaw January 08, 2009

marleybone

A marijuana cigarette, but a fatty. Named for Bob Marley, a big fan and promoter of the herb.

No twigs yo - roll a fat marleybone, so we can all enjoy!

by boltonoutlaw January 08, 2009