Definitions by bobmister

OFAU 

OFAU (oofuu) stands for old, fat, and ugly.

It is commonly used to describe women in bars or clubs. From a social stand point, it is not permissible to smash a woman that meets all three quality.

1. Man, that OFAU chick over there is staring at you.
2. I would never hit that, she's OFAU.

OFAU by bobmister April 4, 2007