zuffler

To Zuffle. A man who wipes his dick on a posh birds curtains

Mate, I zuffled on Penelopes curtains last night

by Bob Hope January 27, 2005

smurf

a modern idea, when a man tucks his genitalia inbetween his legs so it resmbles a vagina, pubic hair must be present

The man appeared to have a vagina, but it was only a smurf

by Bob Hope February 28, 2005