abbreviation

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by blii February 22, 2003

Surreal

Having a dreamlike quality.

"Giraffes and wildebeest were recently sighted attempting to gain entry to a prototype cylindrical toaster left to dry on the roof of Prof. Marleson's New York apartment."

by blii February 20, 2003

Sneeze

To blow snot forth from both one's nostrils at once in a single mighty puff.

by blii February 21, 2003

Larva

The thing that comes out of insects after they make mad passionate love.

by blii February 20, 2003

bed time

A period ranging from 0:00:00 to 23:59:59 depending on age, gender, marital status, amound of homework, inebriation, and many other factors. Often simply defined as the tome one goes to bed, although there is some dispute as to whether this meant getting into bed or actaully turning out the lights, closing the eyes and attempting to sleep.

by blii February 21, 2003

Arfid

An adjective referring to the smell and color of a dead man's inner ear. Commonly used as an insult among morticians.

"You sure are arfid this morning Ellsworth"

by blii February 21, 2003

Craven Morehead

This Ringo was the star drummer for the Beatles

by blii February 21, 2003