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My grandma spends all her time at the computer now that I taught her to surf the web. She's a screenior citizen.
by black@heart September 8, 2010
Get the screenior citizenmug. A person who lives in their parent's basement and uses their whole paycheque to buy status goods like sports cars, Coach bags and expensive clothes in order to appear prosperous, hip and successful.
"Wow look at Justin's new car...he must be doing well!"
"Oh man, Justin works at Subway and lives in his mom's basement. He spends every penny on that car. He's a basement millionaire!"
"Oh man, Justin works at Subway and lives in his mom's basement. He spends every penny on that car. He's a basement millionaire!"
by Black@Heart January 31, 2010
Get the basement millionairemug. by Black@Heart January 24, 2010
Get the Hit the # keymug. Drunken dancing that involves taking off or pushing aside clothing. Usually performed by young girls too inebriated to stand upright, much less look alluring and seductive while undressing. Often followed by throwing up beside the speakers.
"Hey look, Tina and Faith are performing a beerlesque dance for everyone...oh shit, Faith just fell off the table..."
by black@heart February 24, 2013
Get the beerlesquemug. The mental "bank account" where you memorize thoughts or images you want to think about later while you masturbate (spank).
Oh my God look at Elizabeth today...she looks so HAWT. Those jeans are definitely going into my spank account.
by Black@Heart October 22, 2010
Get the spank accountmug. The time of life when a person spends more than two hours "preening" at the mirror to get ready to leave the house. Preenage usually starts about age 12 for girls and 16 in boys, when they discover "the opposite sex" and want to be attractive.
I have give my daughter at least two hours notice before we're supposed to leave the house, because she's a preenager and takes forever in the bathroom getting ready.
by Black@Heart November 16, 2010
Get the preenagermug.