Blacknoser

(v) A corporate stooge who is a slave to his Blackberry in order to appear super dedicated to the company. Will send texts and e-mails to his boss and co-workers at all hours of the day to prove he is invaluable.

Inspired by the word 'brown-noser', someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss's ass.
"Wow did you check your e-mail yet? Brent sent a bunch of messages to the project group from his Blackberry at 3 o'clock this morning."

"I'm not surprised! Brent is such a suck-up. He's a total Blacknoser."
by Black@Heart November 18, 2009
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screenior citizen

An old person who spends all his/her time at the computer or television.
My grandma spends all her time at the computer now that I taught her to surf the web. She's a screenior citizen.
by black@heart September 08, 2010
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Brownberrying

Using your Blackberry while sitting on the toilet.
"Hey what's that beeping noise, dude? What you doing in there?"

"It's cool man...I'm dropping a load and sending a text to Stacey. I'm Brownberrying!
by Black@Heart November 17, 2009
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Blacknoser

(v) A corporate stooge who is a slave to his Blackberry in order to appear super dedicated to the company. Will send texts and e-mails to his boss and co-workers at all hours of the day to prove he is invaluable.

Inspired by the word 'brown-noser', someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss's ass.
"Wow did you check your e-mail yet? Brent sent a bunch of messages to the project group from his Blackberry at 3 o'clock this morning."

"I'm not surprised! Brent is such a suck-up. He's a total Blacknoser."
by Black@Heart November 18, 2009
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Y U no?

Meme lingo for "why you no..." which means "why didn't you" or "why don't you" in standard English. The cartoon meme character known as "Y U No Man" always uses this phrase in his frustrated questions.
Meme character holds his stick arms pleadingly in front of his large, sweaty face and says: "Jim Carrey...Y u no funny anymore?" Y U no?
by Black@Heart February 24, 2011
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smickety smack

Talk that is so far beyond SMACK, it's SMICKETY SMACK.

This phrase can legitimately be spoken in a sing-song rhythm as a counter argument when someone is going so far past logical reasoning that logic simply will not work against them.

This phrase is normally used when the other person has come up with the same smack a thousand times before.
Elizabeth: "I don't want to be with you because you look at too much porn and pay too much attention to other women and talk about women too much and...and...and...and..."

Wes: "Smick smack SMICKETY SMACK smick smack!"
by Black@Heart March 17, 2010
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