Flatdick

>n. 1 a bitter miserable person who must act in such a way as to make those around him miserable also. 2 a person who can not bear to see others in a state of happiness.
ORIGIN Late twentieth cent.:English, unable to get an erection; flat, like a tire.
by Bing June 18, 2004
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schwang

a slang form of the word penis
"Yeah last night he just whipped out his schwang for everyone to see"
by bing July 02, 2003
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